Becoming an upstanding guy

If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s sitting too much.

My job has me sitting in front of a computer all day. So when I’m not doing my job, I don’t want to sit in front of a computer. That’s when I sit and have dinner. Or sit and watch TV. Or sit on my bike and ride (and listen to Queen). I’m sure if my dogs were larger, I might sit on them and let them take me from room to room.

And now doctors say that sitting can shorten your life!

Now that just makes it hard to write the fun stuff.